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BAR FOOD DOESN'T MEAN SHITTY FOOD
The Living Room of Montrose Since 1978

Houston 12" Round Pizzas
Mozzarella/provolone $12.0012.00 USD
Mozzarella/provolone + natural cased pepperoni $14.0014.00 USD
Natural cased pepperoni, mushroom, feta, chili flakes$15.0015.00 USD
Confit cherry tomato, marinated sheep/goat's milk cheese, chives$15.0015.00 USD
Sopressata, pepperoni, house made sausage & banana peppers$16.0016.00 USD
Natural cased pepperoni, house made sausage, bacon$18.0018.00 USD
House made Mac and Cheese, thick cut bacon, mozzarella/provolone, Houston sauce$18.5018.50 USD
Marinated heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella/provolone, basil$15.5015.50 USD

Detroit 8x10 Majickal Squares
Brick chz, garlic, chili flake, basil, oregano, side of Detroit sauce
$15.5015.50 USD
Brick chz, natural cased pepperoni, Detroit sauce, fresh oregano, chili flake
$16.5016.50 USD
House made sausage, brick chz, fresh basil, candied orange peel, Detroit sauce
$16.5016.50 USD
Beef seasoned with our house cheesesteak marinade, brick cheese, caramelized onions, banana peppers$17.5017.50 USD
Bacon, Pure Luck Texas chevre, brick chz, smoked berry compote, spiced pecans
$18.5018.50 USD
Chicken, Black Gold sauce, brick cheese,. chives, hot honey$18.5018.50 USD

SNACKS
House made with Rudz potato chips$7.507.50 USD

House smoked chicken, fresh herbs, peanuts, celery, and golden raisins$10.5010.50 USD

Our bad ass dough knotted up with fermented garlic thyme butter, fresh basil, DOP Parm & a side of pizza sauce$7.007.00 USD
Stadium style nachos with black beans, lime crema, house made queso, avocado puree & Jorge's salsa. Add chicken $4$11.0011.00 USD

Buh$8.008.00 USD
Smoked, smashed & fried potatoes, bacon, cheddar, sour cream, black garlic vinaigrette, fresh herbs$10.0010.00 USD
The Fryer Strikes Back! Still all fried, all the time Pick 3 and lose your mind: Onions | Fries | Cheese | Okra$12.0012.00 USD
We make it here. With lots of different cheeses. Served with tortilla chips$9.009.00 USD

WITCHES
Applewood smoked bacon, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, DOP parm, herbed mayo$12.0012.00 USD
House smoked turkey, bacon, swiss cheese, hydro bib lettuce, smoked spring onion aioli$13.0013.00 USD
Like the chicken sandwich at that famous place, but without the gay-hate, way more fabulous, and available on Sunday
Make It Spicy +$2$12.0012.00 USD

Breaded chicken cutlet, smoked marinara, brick chz, goat horn mayo, double stacked on a garlic Philly roll$15.0015.00 USD
House smoked turkey, jambon de paris, bacon, cheddar, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, herbed mayo$16.0016.00 USD

Wagon Wheel cabbot cheddar, Anjoy pears, houes spiced pecans, walnut & basil pesto. Add ham $4$14.0014.00 USD

Marinated ribeye, onions, peppers, house made cheese whiz$15.0015.00 USD
Stacked, fried chicken breasts in house made Buffalo Sauce with carrot, celery & gorgonzola$15.0015.00 USD
Spaghetti, smoked marinara, DOP parm, mozzarella, provolone on fermented garlic toast$11.0011.00 USD
Battered, wild caught cod, pickles, slaw,. remoulade$13.0013.00 USD
10 oz. ribeye, caramelized onions, provolone, horseradish dijonnaise with home fries$18.0018.00 USD

Salad Days
Power greens, pears, minced garlic, shallot. Dairy Maids marinated sheep's milk cheese, toasted pine nuts, chili flake, bad ass house croutons, sherry-thyme vinaigrette$12.0012.00 USD

Heritage romaine, house made caesar, badass house croutons. DOP parm$10.0010.00 USD


Burgers
LTOP, mayo
Cheddar / Swiss $1
Fried egg $1
Add bacon $2
Make it veggie: sub a Beyond Meat patty $3$12.0012.00 USD

2 thin patties, confit onions, peppar jack cheese sauce & remoulade on Breadman Baking Co. jalapeno cheddar toast$15.0015.00 USD


Plates
Tempura battered cod, fries, house made tartar sauce, powdered malt vinegar$16.0016.00 USD

Brined & House breaded chicken served with frieds, side of honey mustard & Breadman Bakin Co. jalapeno cheddar toast$12.0012.00 USD

Fried fish taco, Rudz slaw, buttermilk cumin dressing, side of beans & Jorge's salsa$15.0015.00 USD

...Like little league but made better. Up the game with Queso +3$12.0012.00 USD
Houes Made Ice Cream
$0.000.00 USD
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